What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Miscarriages.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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