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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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