Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why? Because racecar.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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hi

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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