Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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hrih

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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A fat man on a moped

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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