Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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equality for women

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Wumbo

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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