That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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