What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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America Votes

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Swag.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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