What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

equality for women

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Sarah Palin

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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