"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

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