- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

how do you make a joke act like yourself

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