What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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