- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Runescape.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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