What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Religion

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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America Votes

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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The NBA lockout

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Swag.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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