What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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