What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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