What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Obama.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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