- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

Runescape.

How's your mum? she's dead..

What rymes with milk..... milf

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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