- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

How's your mum? she's dead..

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Sarah Palin

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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