- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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I went to the store and I fell

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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