Women's Rights

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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i was molested.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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