How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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2 black kids walk into school

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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NASCAR

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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