- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

The EPA.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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