What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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