Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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