What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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matt is fat

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Anti Joke

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