How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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