What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Error 37.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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