What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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thumbs up!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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girls basketball

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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