Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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The economy.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Miami Heat.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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