What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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who farted i did :]

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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