What rymes with milk..... milf

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Christians

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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