A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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