Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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