So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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