What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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