The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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whats black. an african american person

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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