How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Kony 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Hi

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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