Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Yee

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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hi

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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