Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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