what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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lebron

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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11111

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Anti Joke

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