why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I like turtoes.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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