What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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