why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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thumbs up!

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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