Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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womens sports...

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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