Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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The NBA lockout

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Jesus wept.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Anti Joke

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