Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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thumbs up!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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I'm funny.

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The NBA lockout

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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