What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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