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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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your mom

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Hi my name is Bob

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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