- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

sorry got to poo

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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