What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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8--------------------- penis

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Bob Saget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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