what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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8--------------------- penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Bob Saget

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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