Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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