Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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69

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Tilt your screen back

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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