What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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