Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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