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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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