What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Women's rights

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Anti Joke

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