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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Heskey time.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

matt is fat

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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