- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Maths.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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