whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Mahmy

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Iif your reading this ur gay

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

A car walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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