What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

like this if you think what ever you want to..

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Religionh

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Womens rights.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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