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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Women's rights

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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