What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Penis

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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