- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

im gay

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Knock Knock. Not home.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Im gay What about you

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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