- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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