What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Double-whammy

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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