A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

you suck

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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