How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

White men's rights

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

you suck

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

your face is kinda funny

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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