Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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